Dear so and so...

Dear kidney infection.

nice timing

and yes indeed what painful power you bring along.

I hate you.

I’m busy end of this week, so you know, go away now.

 

the worlds worst patient

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Dear everyone in a two hundred mile radius

yes I may be the growly bear type right now,

this is not my fault {see above}

please bear {hahaha} with me.

Its not personal; I dont like anybody right now.

 

grrrr

Cranky,
Southampton.

 

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Dear Creative live.

I was watching that :(

Please stop the server crashing as a result of lots of people tuning in, OR stop the advertising to ‘tune in now’ if you cant handle that.

 I’m not feeling very understanding about it, sorry.

 

really bored photographer from ‘bed rest’

 

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Dear September, 

Word has it you're going to be awesome.

Well of course you are, Knew I could rely on my birthday month for that at least.

Not to mention fabulous weather, and beautiful scenery.

 

Virgoan, Hampshire

 

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Dear Bob.

I love you

sorry about the falling out, 

I’m glad you and I are back together and super busy over the next few weeks.

Youre the best camera a girl could own, you know that? :)

 

Your other half x

 

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Dear postman/parcel delivery man.

Ah the power of the internet, allowing me to order new books to read and other delightful things to cheer myself up.

Just relying on you now...

MOVE IT!!!

 

Still lacking that virtue, Hampshire

 

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Dear Dr

ah, 

well yes

possibly you knew best

but you know

Us busy types - who eat our veggies and go to the gym,
don't like to be told to slow down and take care of ourselves.

Point taken.

Yours, 

slowed down and poorly, 

xx