*lifts face from muffling screams in pillow*
Dear Phone engineer,
Far be it from me to tell you your job, but heres how its supposed to work -
phone line plays up, we ring you, you come to us, you fix it, you leave. story ends.
phone line plays up, we ring you, you come to us, you dismantle most of the wiring in house, and in exchange box down the road, then you leave, noting that you havent fixed it but made it worse, and another engineer from a totally different part of the company will have to come out because the fault is now under the pavement. and that no you have no idea how long it will be before its fixed. HOW is this helpful?!
When you arrived the phone was occasionally playing up. Now youve left, the phone is atrocious and the internet intermittently drops out. Every eight seconds. awesome. NOT
yours sort of online sometimes maybe
super mad in Southampton, out digging up pavements.