Dear Amazon Kindle books for £1.
theres a reason nearly all of those are £1.
lets have a sale involving something with a plot instead.
late night kindle reader.
Dear Universe/powers that be/virtue called patience,
Apparently youre in charge of this house moving thing and I have to stop worrying and let you sort it out.
Just get a bloody move on
Lots of virtues, but not that one.
Dear bad moods, stupid people, and general work hassle,
if you could leave Mr Britguy alone.
that'd be nice.
Hey hi! you got here quick.
Love your pumpkins and leaves, not so crazy about your half term.
They just went back I swear it!!!
Dear rain clouds
I have quite a chunk of photo shoots booked over the next few weekends. You know -fun outdoor ones?
Could you hold off til November? It'll be here before you know it, and it really suits you.
camera holding person.
Dear man in the green car today,
I appreciate being first obviously means a lot to you, and letting me out of my junction would have meant I was a whole three seconds in front of you.
So causing me to brake sharply was just one of those things. I understand your stupid arrogant petty minded nature. Honestly. And any lip reading you did was probably way off. I'd have never ever said that about your mother.
wishing she was back on the country lanes
the silver car who overtook you moments later *mwah*
You know that going to bed early, must be rested for crazy busy day tomorrow promise?