Dear so and so...the cranky version...

 

Dear Mother Nature.

Me and you, we go way back. I love you - you know that.

But this every-day-three-pm school run rain thing? Its not so nice.

I know exactly how you're feeling - this time of year is no fun for anyone. But really? rain? on the school run? everyday?

 lets stop now. 

 

the soggy one who forgets her umbrella often.

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Dear spell check.

wtf.

you are so annoying lately. You totally miss random mistakes. and then...

I’m almost considering changing the names of some of my family members because you keep correcting them when they weren't wrong in the first place!!!!

I’m sure Millie and Fan will understand.

 

not yours,

Britgirl. {yes- all one word!!}

 

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Dear hair.

really? Are you going to all night parties without me?

yours, slightly scared of the mirror in the morning.

 

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Dear drivers of taxis, white vans and other general cliche vehicles,

wow all of you on the road at once today huh? 

Its not a good week to cut me up, change lanes without indicating, or rev next to me at lights.

I WILL WIN. 

yours

quiet little Mummy in the silver car, thank you x

 

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Dear November.

 Hurry the heck up. October is being an arse

thanks

love and peace

mx