Dear Pinterest.
that was three quite important hours of my life I just spent with you.
can I have them back now?
Yours,
lost in cyberspace.
******
Dear parcel delivery man
Ours has always been a love hate relationship.
But can you hurry the freak up?
Yours,
missing a virtue, Hampshire
******
Dear August
You forgot something
{I’ll give you a clue; its hot, yellow, hangs in the sky, makes us warm....}
yours,
Still in october clothes mostly, or freezing in sandals...
******
Dear Whatsapp.
I love you.
except when you dont work.
just so you know...
Data user extraordinaire
******
Dear self.
motivate. like now, and not at midnight.
thanks,
comfy in the armchair x
******
Dear small people of my house.
Lets try toothpaste from tube to brush to teeth shall we? and miss the whole smearing across mirror part out.
come on, you can do it!
Mumma x
******
Dear teenager.
I only tidied this room yesterday!!!!!!!!
Just get this printed out very large and stick it on your mirror.
Will save me saying it every.morning.without.fail.
somewhere near the end of my tether, Hampshire.
******
Dear Teachers at my kids schools.
I have this radical idea.
Lets go back to school tomorrow.
Thanks,
Sanity fading, southampton
******
Dear fellow parents who exclaim loudly how they love no school, and adore having their kids with them, all day, every day,
Would you like mine?
You're welcome,
me x
******
Dear future plans.
hurry up.
I dont do waiting.
Original Britgirl x



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