dear so and so...

Dear week,

wow.
that was fast.
I may need some time to catch up. I dont think I did anything I was hoping to get round too :/

Yours,

super busy crazy schedule woman, Hampshire.

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Dear End of school year schedule,  and M & D's teachers,

I give up, I haven't a hope of taking it all in, remembering the right stuff, or being present at all 'parents may come if they wish' occasions. Its all a bit much crammed in one and a bit weeks. 
I have no idea if we are coming or going. Sorry about that.

Yours,

going to lie down now x

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Dear Headache,

yeah - not now.
Please see above. and take a long rain check.

Yours,

still trying to find time to lie down now.

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Dear iPhone

shutter lag? typing lag? WHAT IS THIS? have you gone android when I wasn't looking?!
do keep up, its busy round here,

me x

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Dear grown up Son,

Try and keep all that crap in your own rooms. Dont eat all the larder every day. and for heavens sake, stop using every single cup in the house!!!

Your loving Mumma, x

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Dear littler children,

I'm a bit cranky, see headache/full schedule notes above.

Dont push your luck; yes you do have to get up and dressed every school morning and no, there is no time for playing on the ipad.

please find your shoes.

Your loving mumma x

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Dear 18-30s resort, Greece :/

try not to burn/lose or damage teen daughter.
And send her home with all her belongs.

But no sand. Thats what broke the washing machine last time...

yours

Shaking head, Concerned parent  

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Dear Vet,

I always wanted your job when I was little. 
And now I'm paying your bills I want it even more.
Let me know how the maldives/cruise round the world/large mansion/whatever it is you're spending these profits on, works out for you.

yours,

slightly cynical and paranoid any pet gets sick, Southampton.

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Dear Hubby,

Thank you for not freaking out when I lost my watch. And not rolling your eyes too much when I found it again. The meal out was lovely and I really enjoyed having your share of the wine too ;)

the Mrs. 

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Dear Spa,

I am coming. Only a few more weeks.

Cant wait,

already packed,  exhausted, Hampshire. 

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